![]() ![]() ![]() Luthor has to make a rule against exploding toys, and Toyman complains that he's being persecuted. Secret Santa: The Legion of Doom holds one in the DC Comics special.When he tells it to everyone in the Krusty Krab, they beat up Mr. Krabs was using crab meat as an ingredient for the Krabby Patty. The Secret of Long Pork Pies: The sketch titled "Krabby Patties" involves a SpongeBob SquarePants parody where SpongeBob finds out that Mr.She's also apparently married to the bounty hunter Dengar. Secretary of Evil: Parodied in the Star Wars sketches, where Palpatine and Vader often consult with Sheila, who seems to be their shared secretary.Said partner states that masturbation isn't on its own but even if them two doing it with consent counted as gay, who cares? Screw Yourself: Discussed in one sketch starring a pair of Clone Troopers, one of which asks his partner if masturbation is gay, since them two having sex would technically be that.Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: When the Archie characters are dying off in the style of the Final Destination movies, Veronica pays the Grim Reaper a million dollars in exchange for not killing her, and he accepts.In the present day, he can't hear or even say the word "cheeseburger" without throwing up. The Scottish Trope: One sketch features a young Seth Green acting in a Burger King commercial and repeatedly flubbing his line, his attempts getting increasingly less coherent as he takes more bites from the Whoppers he's provided until he gets sick and throws up since he declined the director's suggestion to spit his bites into a bucket after every take.News Anchor: We're hearing from the families that the bodies will not be cremated due to environmental concerns.they'll be mulched.Hobbes: Calvin, your parents don't believe.we have to kill them. Reporter: Bob, the Planeteers showed no mercy for approximately 5 to 10 seconds before they were all shot in the back by an overweight security guard here at the very first checkpoint. News Anchor: In the news tonight, the famous ecological heroes the Planeteers attacked the US capital today. (Takes out a knife, and the Planeteers put on Guy Fawkes masks)Ĭaptain Planet: Whoa, this just took a dark turn. Linka: (Holds Captain Planet in the air with wind powers, and hits him with multiple objects, then drops him to the ground)Ĭaptain Planet: OOF! (Wheeler sets the area on fire) WHY?!? AHH! AAHHHH! (Wheeler walks through the fire) You leave me no choice! (Kwame summons vines from the ground to trap Captain Planet) Ma-Ti! I thought you were the power of heart! Wheeler: This is SO important, Gi will fight her own people!Ĭaptain Planet: I won't let you! (Gi spouts Captain Planet in the air with water powers) Once we command the US military, we'll fight China to the death! Linka: We MUST overthrow the United States government!Ĭaptain Planet: (Laughs in amusement) Is Ashton Kutcher around here somewhere? (Laughs).We're not waging war on America. The United States is the second largest polluter on Earth behind China. Wheeler: No, Cap, today's mission is gonna be kinda' intense.Ĭaptain Planet: Has Hoggish Greedly reunited the Eco-Villains again?Ĭaptain Planet: So, who is this villain in need of a good sound thrashing? (Planeteers point at the United States Capitol) Oh, no! Have Eco-Terrorists taken over the Capitol? It's not my abs, is it? I've switched trainers, I've just gotta rehire Jenny. Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!Ĭaptain Planet: Whoa, really not feeling the love today, kids.
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